...he would let me turn it on. I'd have the cleanest house in town.
"This here beauty is my new favorite thing to play with. It's called a baff-yoom."
"This is the plug that I would plug into a live outlet in a heartbeat if Mommy hadn't already covered every outlet from here to Timbuktu....but then I'd scream and cry like a girl because it's so YOWD!"
"This is where I house my super powerful Mommy-and-Daddy-slaying Kryptonite, also known to some as 'DUST'. I like to scatter it around the house as I go."
"This is how I 'mow' my baff-yoom all around the house until I get it stuck in a tight corner and cry because I can't get it unstuck on my own."
"Mommy thinks I'm a Stinker because I do all these silly things ..."
"but I'm actually really TOUGH...even when I'm not wearing any pants."
"Now that I've proven my toughness to you, I'm gonna do a little dance with my favorite baff-yoom!"
Jax STILL cries when we turn on the vaccuum! He thinks its "too yowd" too! :0)
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